Some Random Stuff - Song Lyrics Generator

So I'm feeling inspired by the Top Ten Favorite Bands list I recently completed to stir this blog in a slightly different direction. While originally intended this to be an archive for all of my journal entries this year (Hence the name 'not-diary') I might occasionally post some of the creative stuff I do here.

So here's a couple of songs I made with the Song Lyrics Generator (If you want to make your own songs head to https://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/.)



When Your Life is Full of Dirty Liberals and Dogs

Gays suck and girls suck.

The world is out to get you.

You want to get laid,

But your life is full of liberals and dogs.

You wonder when will it end.

You want Arnie,

You want Sly,

But all you see is Jamal.

Oh Jamal.

Oh gays and girls, they'll pull you under,

Drain your life of weed and wonder.

Gays suck and girls suck.

The world is out to get you.

You want to get laid,

But your life is full of liberals and dogs.

You really want the world to end,

Goodbye Arnie,

Goodbye Sly,

And good riddance to Jamal.

Oh Jamal.

Oh gays, girls, will pull you under,

Drain your life of weed and wonder.

Gays suck and girls suck.

The world is out to get you.

You want to get laid,

But your life is full of liberals and dogs.

Your life doesn't have to end.

Sing with Arnie,

Dance with Sly,

And put a curse on Jamal.

Oh Jamal.

Your life is dirty,

But get out and get laid.

You want the greatest thing

The greatest thing since you smoked a bone.

You've got it all, you've got it sized.

If you are confused check with cracked.com.

Carry a phone to help you along.

Get out and get laid.

Fucking lol. It asked for something I didn't like and off the top of my head I typed in "liberals." (I have no problem with any particular political leanings. Jokes are jokes.) Somewhere along the line it asked for some nouns and adjectives. And this generated the perfect piece about how them dirty liberals are stopping you from getting laid, man. Also Arnie, Sly, and some guy named Jamal are in there, too. Sounds like the plot to a Crispin Glover movie.

"How Much Do I Love Food?"

I get on with life as a gigolo,

I'm a short kinda person.

I like playing pool on Sundays,

I like working out in the week.

I like to contemplate girls.

But when I start to daydream,

My mind turns straight to food.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,

I notice the way I think about food with a smile,

Curved lips I just can't disguise.

But I think it's girls making my life worthwhile.

Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?

Girls or...

Food?

I like to use words like 'poop,'

I like to use words like 'man.'

I like to use words about girls.

But when I stop my talking,

My mind turns straight to food.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,

I notice the way I think about food with a smile,

Curved lips I just can't disguise.

But I think it's girls making my life worthwhile.

Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?

Girls or...

Food?

I like to hang out with John,

I like to kick back with Dakota,

But when left alone,

My mind turns straight to food.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at myself and I look into my eyes,

I notice the way I think about food with a smile,

Curved lips I just can't disguise.

But I think it's girls making my life worthwhile.

Why is it so hard for me to decide which I love more?

Girls or...

Food?

I'm not too fond of Democrats,

I really hate thieves,

But I just think back to food,

And I'm happy once again.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Okay, I admit it. I don't like Democrats. Or any politician for that matter. They're all thieves!