Hey what's up, habibis?
I'm writing this to you from Syria. I got kidnapped by radicalized people of a nonspecific religion last night and I woke up here. And let me tell you something. Its a differnet world out here. The internet is slower, everything has chickpeas in it and it's 100,000 °.
But you know what really surprised me? They have got some really sexy goats here. I don't blame the guys. One girl was grazing in the fields this morning and she looked up at us so seductively we all had to change our pants afterwards.
She had us all staring.
Fucking LOL. Never thought I'd find myself romaticizing a goddamn goat. If this blog goes down in the next couple of days, we will know why. But writing this shit was totally worth it.
Anyways, I'm out here on my front porch. I'm listening to "The Return" by Killswitch Engage (my favorite band by the way). It looks like Stephen King's The Mist out here. There's fog EVERYWHERE.
I've been up since 3:10. I woke up to take a shit and couldn't fall back to sleep. So naturally, I started thinking about girls, the direction of my life and everything else that will generally keep you awake at 3 in the morning. I started reading some articles on charisma (Which I've been researching of late. I may post some of the best articles and videos I've found to mix things up a bit.)
And now, two hours later, here we are.
I don't really have much to say and I'm afraid I've bored myself, so this is the end of this post.
I know this shit lacks the spark that it used to but in the words of my favorite prophet, "I'd rather burn out than fade away."
And by 'words of my favorite profit' I mean
'lyrics to my favorite song.'
Peace the fuck out.
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