Hey, what's up?
I'm sitting out here on my front porch freezing my ass off. Or at least I would be if it weren't for my denim jeans and my leather jacket. Denim and leather keep me above this cold weather.
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Looks like Frosty pulled a bukkake on all of these cars in the front. Every last one is covered hood to trunk in frost. That SOB is always up to no good...
Believe me, you don't want to know what he's holding just out of frame...
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Speaking of ice bukkake, I'm gonna be taking a Lyft up to my pharmacy later. I fucking hate my pharmacy. They almost never deliver on time and their phone service is fucking terrible. I understand that a business is made up of several hard-working people and I respect hard work. But they're underworking.
And if you call them they're completely flippant with you. I can't with them.
Maybe they just fuck with me because I've written them some less than favorable reviews. (Which I've just found out they've had taken down. Sneaky cunts.) But it doesn't feel good to be promised something, only for that promise to be broken.
And if you call them they're completely flippant with you. I can't with them.
Maybe they just fuck with me because I've written them some less than favorable reviews. (Which I've just found out they've had taken down. Sneaky cunts.) But it doesn't feel good to be promised something, only for that promise to be broken.
This is what my pharmacy has done over and over and over. But it's all good.
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You know what?
Fuck sympathy. I hope those stupid motherfuckers all get fired and they shut the place down.
Fuck sympathy. I hope those stupid motherfuckers all get fired and they shut the place down.
Sorry for subjecting y'all to that. I don't mean to turn this blog into Joe's rant palace or anything. Here have some JT -
JT makes everything better. Always...
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Have a great day.
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