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The Book of Five Rings Summary
Well, this was a very enjoyable read. I'll admit that I've never read anything quite like this book in my life. Let's delve into it.
Who was Miyamoto Musashi?
Miyamoto Musashi is a complicated figure. He's widely regarded as one of the most vicious and successful warriors in history. He was a samurai, philosopher, teacher, artist and writer. As a samurai he won 61 duels. As a teacher he founded the discipline of Niten Ichi-ryū (The Way of Two Swords or more directly "The art of two Heavens as one"). After his life of dueling and teaching was over he retired to a cave and published his book on strategy, tactics and life called the Book of Five Rings. And on his deathbed he also penned Dokkōdō which was a list of 21 rules that Musashi believed samurai should follow. Musashi trained to be a swordsman from his childhood and roamed fuedal Japan dueling and killing until he got very good at it.
Later in his life, Musashi was plagued with poor health, but he didn't want his way of life to die with him. So he started taking notes of the strategies he followed and the tactics he'd cultivated. This was first recorded as 31 Ways of Strategy and as the years passed Musashi retired to a cave and penned the Book of Five Rings, his final book on combat tactics and strategy.
Musashi lived in a time of violence and lawlessness in Japan. Military warlords had seized control of the country and continued to fight, be assassinated and conquer other areas by force. During the bulk of Musashi's life Japan would have been in political and religious turmoil as the country shifted and changed rapidly. Musashi himself served in various military campaigns, likely in the service of shaping the country in the age of its new rulers. Rampant violence, impromptu rebellions, frequent wars and a newfound state-sponsored appreciation for arts and crafts were the backdrop of Musashi's life. It is a man who grew up and prospered during these times that published the Book of Five Rings.
Now, despite being published in 1645, the book was not widely read or enjoyed by the world at large until the life and exploits of Musashi were serialized in a radio show in the 1950s. Musashi was essentially imortalized as a legendary and ruthless warrior from the past, and The Book of Five Rings became heralded as a sacred text. In modern times, Joe Rogan, Jiri Prochaschza, and a wealth of Japanese businesses have implemented the teachings from the book to excel in their lives and occupations.
The book is a comletely no-nonsense instruction manual and guide to Musashi's philosophy and practice of Niten Ichi-ryū. The book outlines specific strategies for combat with two swords, stances and mindsets, along with Musashi's general beliefs and opinions on how to succeed in war and martial arts. However, it must be emphasized that Musashi's strategy emphasizes being succesful at everything that you do, no matter what it is. He repeatedly says that he was perfect in practicing every aspect of his life, from painting, to building and to fighting and war. The way of strategy according to Musashi relies upon nine principles and is broken down in to five books (which the titular "rings" are a reference to). The nine principles that Musashis endorses in every day life are -
1. To not think dishonestly.
2. To train and practice all the time.
3. To become familiar with all differnt kinds of arts
4. To become familiar with how to suceed in all different kinds of professions.
5. To be able to tell whether you're gaining or losing in everything you do.
6. To be able to perceive things that cannot be seen.
7. To develop intuition and sound reasoning.
8. To pay attention even to small things.
9. To never do anything which has no purpose.
The text is divided into five books (or scrolls), which are the book of the ground, the book of water, the book of fire, the book of wind, and the book of the void.
The Book of the Ground
Now, the book of the ground (or the earth in some translations) emphasizes the small and inportant details of strategy that have to be understood and built upon to succeed. This book is called the book of the ground because it is essentially outlining the foundational ground of Musashi's strategy.
Most of this particular book talks specifically about how to hold your swords, why you hold your swords this way, and why you do not use different weapons other than swords.
The Book of Water
It's imperative to always remember who Musashi was while reading this book. He was not an actor, or a LARPer and he didn't do what he did for sport. Miyamoto Musashi was the historical equivalent of a Chris Kyle or a real-life analogue to someone like Wolverine. It's easy to romanticize him from an abstract standpoint, but ultimately this man was a warrior. And the bigger idea, which gets repeated every other paragraph in this book, is that the one and only purpose of being a warrior is to end the life of other people who are simultaneously trying to end your life. If you do not keep this in your head while reading, you'll be very uncomfortable. The text is written in an instructional tone and Musashi tells you, the reader, exactly how to do what he's describing. If you're not comfortable with being graphically informed on how to cut someone down with a sword, then you should probably skip this book.
Moving onward, the principal of the book of water is to be free-flowing and adaptable in your combat, taking the shape of each situation, like water.
This part hammers home that if you're determined to become a warrior you have to read, reread, think about and practice everything in this section. If you are a warrior, you are a warrior. If you are not then you are not. Do not try to appear to be something that you are not.
This section gives you some pointers on how to stand, how to hold your sword, and how to view and think about combat situations (i.e. people that are bigger than you, being outnumbered, never brandishing weapons to scare people.)
The Book of Fire
This scroll gives you specific strategies to be used in combat. The scroll is named this way because in combat, your strategies have to be like fire, hot to the touch and destructive, but ultimately formless and able to grow. Most of this book is composed of very specific tactics and strategies to be used in large scale and one on one combat. I will outline a few of my favorites and then we'll move to the next scroll.
The Book of the Wind
This book is like a disstrack towards other sword combat schools or Musashi's time. Here Musashi talks about why other schools that use different kinds of styles (one sword, extra long swords, short swords) are inferior to his style. In general, he talks about how being flashy or relying on tactics that are for flair serve no purpose and will get you killed in combat. Think of strange martial arts schools that have extra flashy belts that require little effort to gain or movements that serve no purpose in combat. The overarching theme of this scroll is that there is only one way to kill someone with a sword. If you decide to dance before you do it, wear purple camouflage or use a huge sword, you still have to cut them down. So what is the point of adding a bunch of unnecessary steps to the process?
I say that it is a disstrack, but Musashi says that everyone has their style for a reason and trying to argue with someone about their style is bad. He says to have respect for the methods of others and to at least understand why they do what they do instead of being completely dismissive. But the emphasis is that his way is still the best way and the right way.
The Book of the Void
This is a short section that sort of sums up the underlying theme of the entire book. The void is a concept that you can think of as the subconscious or as nothingness. The void is the state where everything is but it also isn't. The big idea is that if you achieve mastery of something you'll be able to do it in any state, at any time, without thinking. And the goal of this book is to get you to master your practice until you can reach a state where you are proficient even in the void. The void is basically the state of flow where you'be achieved mastery to the point of not needing to consciously choose every act. It's kind of abstract in concept. The void is basically the place where every level of higher understanding meets and flows together.
Key principles and lessons conveyed
Each scroll sort of has an overarching theme or lesson. The ground book is supposed to be the foundation of the art, teaching the basics. The water book outline tactics that can be used any and everywhere but have to be adapted and changed to each situation, just like water. The fire book teaches the nature of fighting and what it is and isn't and emphasizes that it is like a raging fire. The wind scroll emphasizes the less tangible parts of strategy that other schools and disciplined miss out on. And the book of the void emphasizes mastery of everything.
The big idea of the text as a whole, is that the only way to become perfect at one thing is to pursue every little aspect of it to perfection and to also learn about and appreciate other things and apply that knowledge to this. A thousand days for practice and a thousand days for application. The one quote that sums up this philosophy is "Fixation is the way to death, and fluidity is the way to everything." The only way to succeed at something is to always be open to learning more about and then applying what you've learned to the way you practice it.
Reflection on the Modern Impact and Popularity of the Book
Now look, I'm not some fucking weaboo, so I don't really know too much about the ins and outs of samurai culture. But to my limited understanding there's an emphasis on respect, honor and traditions. This book ain't about none of that and neither was Musashi. He was a ronin, or a samurai with no master. I'm assuming that entailed not giving a flying fuck about respect, honor, and traditions. There's a whole scroll in the book talking about why Musashi's way is better than many other traditional teachings. There's nothing honorable about tactics of "completely crushing your enemies spirit" or "killing wounded enemies." Some of the stuff Musashi teaches would be considered war crimes if directly applied in the modern day. This is a book on the strategy of using the most efficient ways possible to win in combat. It's really got fuck all to do with honor, or respect or traditions.
Now the one and only reason I started and continued reading it despite being repulsed by its violent content was because through and through its a largely a book about strategical thinking.
The book is an exception guide on military and combat strategy, especially and specifically for sword combat. But the things outlined can be applied to strategy in many, many, many other areas like playing chess, running a business, or even dating.
But here's the thing. The startegies and the book itself are pretty black and white. This is because when you're a rogue samurai that fights to the death constantly, the consequence of failure is dying. Some things aren't as straightforward as cutting down an enemy. Also, it could very likely be the translation, but the book is sort of self-supporting. We do know that Musashi was the most successful swordsman of his time. But what we don't know is whether or not his strategies and tactics would've eventually failed as the world changed around him. He quit while he was ahead.
Some comparisons can be made between this book and Musashi's other text Dokkōdō. However it should be noted that Dokkōdō isn't really a book. It's a scroll that collects 21 precepts that he lived by, recorded by one of his students on his deathbed. It's a good companion piece to this book and it gives you a deeper glimpse into the mindset of the man that wrote this book.
More broadly, you could compare this book to the arguably more well-known combat strategy text, The Art of War. However, the Art of War more encompasses the ideas and tactics behind being a good leader of soldiers and general whereas the Book of Five Rings is more or less about individual combat strategies and doesn't touch on leadership. Nonetheless the two books can go hand-in-hand and make good companion pieces to each other.
I'm sure if you've gotten this far into this review, you've probably seen Joe Rogan gushing about this book. (In fact, he even has a tattoo of Miyamoto Musashi). This book is inherently about the strategy of winning in combat so it can be applied to many and any situation where there has to be a victor. More obviously, there is a few very popular professional fighter who uses this book to guide his life. And there are a few Kendo schools that exclusively teach and practice Musashi's version of swordmaship for competition. Yours truly used the strategies in the book to get better at chess, conversation, and studying. You see, at its core this book espouses striving towards excellence in your craft whatever that is. And that's done by continuous learning and improvement and fearless adaptation. The general idea of the strategy can be applied to anything. Lay a good and solid foundation, learn the basics, practice and perform endlessly and always improve. That's the Way. One of the most well-known quotes from this book is "If you know the way broadly, you will see it in all things."
If you search for recommendations for books on startegy, or combat, or war, this book will probably be one of the first to pop up. Miyamoto Musashi is a beloved figure in Japanese culture and he's been immortalized in radio serials, animated movies and television shows. And this book is largely the reasoning behind him being so well-remembered.
The line "fixation is the way to death" had a profound impact on me. If you don't make a concerted effort to continue practicing and learning and changing then you will eventually begin to fail and fall behind in your discipline. Not every situation calls for the exact same actions. There are also many points in the book where Musashi emphasizes to think only of the purpose of actions and to use things for their intended purposes. This was something that I had to contemplate deeply in my own life. It helped me to always remember to think about the point of what I was doing before, during and after my actions.
There are a lot of us who like to play strategy games, and those of us that like to smack each other around inside of steel cages. There are also some of us out here legitimately wearing armor and swordfighting in warehouses. To each his own. This book is useful for anyone doing things like that. And to anyone on a "manly war book" trip maybe spurred on by Robert Greene, or your local Men's book club this is the manly war book. It's shorter and more to the point than the Art of War which makes it bit more easily consumable.
Also, though I despise them, there's a lot of weirdos out there that fetishize everything that has to do with Japanese culture. They calm themselves "weeaboos", and the rest of us call them "weird and off-putting."
Final Thoughts
I'm not going to be a jackass, and say everyone should read this book. In fact, if you don't like violence, don't read this book. The whole subject matter if this book is violence. But people practicing martial arts, sports, or even people in fields like sales or information security could benefit from the strategic mindset this book espouses.
Maybe before reading this book, I'd recommend reading Dokkōdō and also the introduction section of Lawrence Kane and Kris Wilder's long-form analysis of that text. Reading the whole book isn't necessary, but Lawrence and Kris wholly and fully explain the history and background of Musashi as a real historical figure, as a romanticized caricature and as someone who very matter-of-factly ended a lot of people's lives. Understanding who wrote the book and when, and why, can make the text a lot easier to digest and appreciate. Also, it's very easy to forget that "nomadic samurai who won 61 duels" is the same thing as "guy who killed 61 people." It's not uncommon to put this book down on something profound and esoteric and to pick it back up to something unforgivingly violent.
This book provides some definitive viewpoints on strategy and how to win and achieve perfection in many things. But I found that there are many things that do not have winners or losers and in that case the strategies of the book have to be adapted.
Most of the complaints I've read about the book are about not being able to apply it to anything practical. To which I respond with that Bruce Lee quote "Absorb what is useful, discard what is useless and add what is specifically your own."
This does contradict the book in itself, as Musashi says that his way is the only way and not following it will lead to death. But you have to take into account that Musashi was frequently in life or death situations, so sticking to what worked was especially crucial for him. For those of us that aren't roaming the feudal Japanese countryside getting into sword duels, mistakes are an essential part of the learning process. I'd also like to point out that Musashi says that refusing to compromise is the way to death, and being adaptable is the way to everything. So take of that what you will. He knew that doing the same thing over and over without compromise or adjustments would get him killed. The main emphasis here is that when you stop trying to improve and change and refine things in your discipline, failure comes along as a result.
Tuesday, October 31, 2023
My Thoughts on Rich Dad, Poor Dad
Main Ideas
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Monday, June 12, 2023
I Told Y'all That Charles Oliveria Was on Another Level
Let's be 10,000% honest with ourselves. We all knew that this fight was going to end this way. I feel really, really sorry for Beniel because he spent the last decade of his life climbing the ranks of a version of the lightweight division that doesn't exist anymore. It's even more upsetting that the dude was optimistic enough to say he's willing to fight for the belt at 38. That shit is probably not happening. He probably won't be able to compete for much longer. He's chinny and he's old, and he's reached the level of competition where those things definitely matter and they will definitely get you fucking knocked out. It happened to Tony Ferguson. Dana White Privilege unfortunately exists.
And he was going up against the fucking Octopus from the Bronx. As cringe-worthy as it may souond, watching Charles use all eight points of contact (fists, elbows, knees, and feet) in his fights is what made my ass start pursuing Muay Thai. That motherfucker hits you with every part of his body that he can. Look at how he finished Beniel. He fucking kicked him in the side of his head and then dove in for the finish immediately. It was not fun to watch that happen to Beniel. Given, that's bound to happen to any human being that fights Charles Oliveira, but it's always fucking scary to see how quickly he finishes people. He lets his hands go and lets them go and lets them go until whoever he is fighting is absolutely bloodied or disorientated or both. Once he was on the canvas and Charles was on top of him, Beniel looked like a terrified deer in headlights trying to defend himself. And he was only on the ground for five seconds max.
Charles is scarily good and still in my mind the baddest motherfucker on the planet. I don't care who he loses to. Beneil Dariush stood absolutely no chance and it honestly felt like this was a lopsided fight to quickly get him out of the title picture.
Saturday, June 10, 2023
Early June Reading Roundup
No More Mr. Nice Guy
Rich Dad, Poor Dad
The 6 Pillars of Self-Esteem
The Book of Five Rings
Unlimited Power
The Power of Now
Closing Thoughts
Saturday, May 27, 2023
Late May Reading Roundup
The Book of Five Rings
The 6 Pillars of Self-esteem
Tuesday, May 9, 2023
February - May Reading Roundup
It's been a metric ass-ton of time since I posted one of these. I think in February I was trying hella hard to read two pages out of two different books a day. I read five now on a good day. Which is about five hours dedicated to reading a day.
It sounds like a lot, but I assure you, there are many different things sprinkled in between. I don't just sit down and read for five hours straight. And I'm not plowing through five books daily (that's the goal), I'm going excerpt to excerpt taking notes. This post is going to be tame because I feel some of the questionable stuff I've posted here is killing my fucking career prospects. But at this point, it ain't like I'm up to my neck in job offers, in the first place. Admittedly I find it embarrassing to talk about some of these books. I'm trying to teach myself to fall in love with the actions that I do and not the anticipated rewards. Even though according to one of these books that's not how the brain works...
The Four Agreements is a relatively short book at 84 pages, which can be read in an afternoon (which took me a month to read). This book offers a fascinating take on ancient Toltec wisdom and the path to freedom, explaining how most people think thoughts that are not their own, and these thoughts can be negative and do them harm. Don Miguel Ruiz and his son dedicate their lives to preserving the principles of ancient Toltec wisdom in modern literature, which I admire.
But here's the big idea. The path to Toltec freedom is to wake up every day and to take an oath to be yourself. That's all. Be your fucking self. Do your fucking best no matter what. Love everyone. Do no harm. especially not to yourself.
Dating Essentials for Men
The first and most important half of this book is a neuroscientific deep-dive into insecurities, self-limiting beliefs, and isolation, exploring why some men experience them and how to overcome them through effort and dedication. This "Mastering Your Mind" section is the book's most significant and valuable portion.
For me, the book's impact was significant. I wound up in the same room with Steven Spielberg, I got free tons of shit and I've done tons of things that I never would've tried before. I also came to realize that I had already gotten ALOT of attention from women in my life, but I either wasn't paying attention or didn't know what the fuck was going on at the moment, because I (very ironically) was beating myself over the head for being unsuccessful with women and all kinds of unhealthy shit.
You will never be able to receive or appreciate anything in life if you don't hold onto, love, and embrace what you already fucking have. This book taught me that.
Atomic Habits and Dating Essentials had a significant impact on me when I read them simultaneously. This is why I can adamantly say that the shit in both books works. I've been reading three books a day and have rebuilt multiple relationships, and made significant progress on things I never would have attempted before. Reading these two books was like a one-two punch, rewiring the way I thought about thinking. I now know I can change myself quickly and orient myself toward anything I want.
The most significant benefit of Atomic Habits was its emphasis on using automation. I took this to heart and started using ChatGPT to do everything I didn't need to do myself. This included finding answers to things I didn't know how to solve, which led me to start asking questions about myself and the things I've learned. In the end, I began writing down my life story, deep-diving into the different aspects of the things I learned and the intricacies of my life. This process has kinda changed the way I see and do things and it solidified to me Dr. Glover's view that there is nothing inherently wrong with any of us.
The 6 Pillars of Self-Esteem
Every now and then a book comes along and it calls you an immature, irresponsible man-child and tells you to get your shit together. I call those books soul-rippers, because your mind winds up in therapy questioning who you are after you read them.
I don't want to be treated so harshly. But if no one has ever told you to (or showed you how to) act like a fucking adult then you need to hear it from somewhere, even if it is a damn book.
I'm still reading The 6 Pillars of Self-Esteem, and so far, it has been a challenging read that is difficult to put down. It's been harder to read than No More Mr. Nice Guy (which was probably the hardest thing I've ever read in my life), and I find myself wanting to read fiction instead. Nonetheless, it's a beautiful book, and I'm enjoying what I'm reading so far. Most of the time, the content is painful, but there is nothing wrong with that.
My biggest takeaway has been that I'm a real person and my actions have very very real consequences regardless of whether I acknowledge them or not. It doesn't matter how much someone obstructed my autonomy in the past, I'm a man with his own willpower and capabilities good and bad.
The world isn't a motherfucking nursery. Everyone got their shit kicked in. We all just gotta deal with it. That's the essence of this book.
This Trivium quote always resonated in my head over the years, but it wasn't until a week ago that I fully understood what Matt Heafy meant when he penned it. That's growth.
The Book of Five Rings
Don't try to practically apply this book. It's a strategy book.
This book is about mastery in all different parts of life. It's helpful for everyone to read something like this book. Especially in tangent with the other books that I've read. One big takeaway from what I read today was to make sure that if your enemy is ever hurt in combat go ahead and properly and decisively finish him so he doesn't recover and finish you. That's some obvious shit -
The big takeaway for me was that Musashi said you're lazy and careless if you don't do this. And then he refuses to explain further. Musashi does this all throughout the book. This book talks about all kinds of things that most civilized people wouldn't dream about in gorey detail. But there's passages where the book will say something completely archaic, end the explanation with "worrying about the minor details is some sissy shit" and then continue on as if that isn't a complete break from seriousness. I think the translator was trying to be funny.
Anyways, yeah. Books are fun and promote personal growth...
Saturday, May 6, 2023
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Sunday, April 9, 2023
The UFC 287 Main Event Was Somewhat Surprising
Watching Pereira fight anyone is scary. It's just a matter of time before he finishes it. But I think we all know that Izzy has won and lost tons of championships. It doesn't matter that Pereira knocked him out twice, Israel has the edge in experience when it comes to MMA. And honestly, I wasn't really sure what to expect after the first round. Izzy was winning the first fight for 23 minutes. And then he lost. Trying to get the decision against someone like Alex isn't a safe path to victory.
But seemingly out of nowhere, Izzy backs up from their exchange in the middle of the cage all the way to the fence. Pereira obviously follows him and pressures him and starts teeing off. But unlike the first fight, he isn't really tagging Izzy. And then Izzy peeks out and hits Alex so hard that he stumbles back. And then as Alex is raising back up from getting rocked, Izzy hits him again and Alex falls onto the canvas. Izzy mounts him to go for the hammer fist, but it is clear that Pereira is already completely out.
I was halfway expecting Israel to drag the shit out to a decision by avoiding Pereira's left hand. But nah, this man stepped into the fire and went back to the same position that he lost the first fight in.
And instead of losing again, he fucking knocked out Pereira this time.
This shit is so smooth, it feels scripted.
On further reflection, this was probably one of my favorite moments of watching MMA. I don't think I ever screamed as loud as I did when Izzy knocked out Pereira. I remember being on the edge of my seat the whole time during their first fight, waiting for a whole five rounds for Izzy to take that left hand and fall down. So this time I had that same tension.
But Izzy pulled out the one damn thing I knew he could. Experience. Why in the flying fuck would someone repeatedly and intentionally back themselves up against the cage? And when Pereira got hit the first time, it's like time slowed down. And then Izzy hit him again and mounted him and I was about to fall off the couch. And I couldn't help but yell. I think I yelled for like a whole two or three minutes.
I was rooting so hard for Usman to get his belt back and he just couldn't do it. So seeing Pereira out cold on the fucking canvas was somewhat cathartic. I like Pereira. I think we all do. You can't not like him. He's a freak of nature with a death touch and he was a massive talent in his sport. Everyone loves those guys. Then he comes over to MMA and beats the reigning champion. Alex is a fucking badass.
But he damn near lost the fight and I will maintain that from the second round onward Izzy fought like a jackass. That said I did get a vibe of "This guy is a fucking amateur and I wasn't taking him seriously last time" from Izzy.
And Alex was motherfucking out. It looked really bad. There are just so many things to take away from that still of him unconscious on the canvas. One, that motherfucker is freakishly large, and two, he's old. He stayed out for a good ten to fifteen seconds. I don't like seeing that shit. He shouldn't be fighting again until at least November or December.
Wednesday, April 5, 2023
Fighters I'm Looking Forward to Watching
Editors Note: I meant to publish this prior to UFC 287 and fucking forgot. The content is still up to date for the most part, so I'm publishing it now. To be proofread and revised.
I get accused of being a casual MMA fan quite frequently. And honestly I understand the accusations. But, it's not that I'm a casual, I catch every PPV, and almost every card. It's that I've only been watching MMA for a year and a half. And there's a difference between researching the history of a sport, and actually watching it unfold live.
Let me explain further.
Now that I follow MMA and give a shit about it, I actually pay more attention to the narratives around the fights. But the thing is no matter what, I can't experience all of the stuff the same way by rewatching fights that have already happened.
For example, If I already knew that Alex Pereira was going to TKO Izzy when I watched UFC 281 (which I kinda did, but that's beside the point), I wouldn't have given a flying fuck about what I was watching. But I was gripped by every fucking aspect of the fight. Every punch that landed, every kick that was loud enough to hear. Every time someone slightly looked they were getting dropped. I was glued to everything that was going on. And we know why. Izzy had been champion for years and had completely cleared the fuck out of the middleweight division. But he couldn't win at light-heavyweight. His entire game plan was nullified by someone because they were bigger than him. And there was all the complaints about every defense being a lackluster point fight.
And here came his Kryptonite. A massive kickboxing double champion, that could knock people out wihh one punch. In fact, he beat Izzy twice already, and the last time he knocked him out and retired him from the sport. He'd already knocked out a ranked fighter. This guy was the perfect person to dethrone Izzy and get the middleweight division back to exciting sluggers, instead of embarrassing snoozefests. He was as big as a light-heavyweight (the only loss of Izzy's career was at that weight). And he could close the distance and hit Adesanya. And he could also knock you out with one untelegraphed punch. I knew it was Izzy's time when he rocked Pereira in the first round, and the dude was still standing two rounds later. But I didn't actually know for certain. That was the fun of it. Watching all of these questions being answered live from my TV.
Now if someone were to have started watching MMA in January of this year, all they'd know about the Izzy vs. Pereira fight is that Izzy lost his belt. It doesn't really mean much. It already happened.
I've only just recently moved into the former category. So I understand when people don't like my takes or tell me I don't understand MMA, or call me a casual over and over again. So I figured it made sense to talk at length about the little MMA I have watched, and the shit I'm excited for in the future.
Of course, I'm heavily looking forward to Masvidal vs. Burns, this weekend. I think that Masvidal is going to get battered and submitted. It is not going to be good. I'm honestly looking forward to how the entire welterweight title picture will slip and slide this year.
Charles Oliveira
His next fight is going to be up against a tested veteran with insane submission skills. He's already beaten the shit out of the other top-two-ranked guys. Before his belt was stolen he was on an insane streak of submissions, that made him look like a monster. I love when he'd get slightly tapped and then would fall onto the canvas on his back waiting for his opponent to get on the ground, like he was hurt.
And the way he fights is captivating. Watching Charles fight is a display in the Art of Eight Limbs. He's like a whirlwind of action, throwing knees, kicks, elbows, and punches from every direction. I call it "Octopus-Style" fighting. And once he gets the fight to the ground, he's lightning-fast in his submission attempts. He's the epitome of a badass fighter in my mind.
When I first got into MMA, Charles was the lightweight champion, and everyone was raving about how stacked that division was. So naturally, I started seeing him as the baddest man in the sport. And honestly, I still do. Unless losing the belt has seriously messed with his head, he's going to be a tough nut to crack for anyone who steps in the cage with him. Anyone that can beats him will definitely shine brightly in the MMA world.
Alex Pereira Against Anyone That Isn't Israel Adesanya
He's got that monster left hook. And now he's knocked out the fucking champion and may do it again. Watching him fight is like watching a horror movie. You just hope and pray for his opponent to be able to stop him from getting close enough to hit them. But you just know every time, he's going to hit him them on the chin and it's going to immediately be over.
I don't know or care or understand whether Izzy can beat Alex. It wouldn't seem likely that he's going to out of nowhere stop this double-champion in his former sport, who's already beaten him three times. And I also really think Izzy doesn't give a flying fuck on a rolling donut about the belt anyway.
But I also think the division will suffer if Izzy wins and doesn't rematch him again later on. And also in that scenario who the fuck else does Izzy fight? He's already ran through everyone in the division. He obviously can't win at light-heavyweight. He's too big to move to welterweight. Maybe Khamzhat will get a title shot? Izzy winning honestly would mess up the middleweight division's progress.
But speaking of Khamzhat -
Khamzat Chimaev
I understand that as an athlete (especially from a restrictive country like Chechneya) you have to maintain a distinct image and promote yourself. And being Chechneyan, you're not in this to just win a belt and go home. You're out here to somehow try to literally prove that your country has the best fighters in the entire world every single time that you step in front of a camera. I can understand the need to maintain an image.
But it's just that this image is obviously fake. This guy is not crazy and not stupid enough to literally fight anyone, anywhere just so his ass can get arrested, deported, and likely worse. He's not some Chechneyan mobster who made it to the big leagues and can't contain himself.
Or maybe he is...
Either way, he's never underperformed. For all his antics about wanting to fight everyone, and not committing to one division, Khamzat has destroyed all but one of his opponents. I honestly don't think he'd continue to keep doing that at welterweight, but at middleweight I'm unsure. And he could definitely viably compete at light-heavyweight.
I honestly don't care, win or lose, I'm interested in seeing how whoever stops him, stops him. Because he's definitely getting stopped before he touches a belt.
Magomed Ankalaev
He ran through the light-heavyweight division and beat the former champion Jan Blachowicz. This is the guy that should fight Jiri Procházka and whoever eventually gets the title. He's the light-heavyweight number-one contender until Jiri gets back. I'd argue that Jiri should fight him first. But ultimately no matter what happens, whether he fights Jamahal Hill for the title or further down the line, whether he fights Jiri for the title or not, or whether he can continue to beat the fuck out of whoever the hell manages to climb up the light-heavyweight ranks, this guy is a helluva fighter. And I'd argue that he's the real light-heavyweight champion.
Francis N'Gannou
Honestly, it's looking like this dude is going to negotiate himself into being retired. But he's Francis N'Gannou. If he goes to Bellator, he's going to take that motherfucking belt from Ryan Spann, easily. If he goes to PFL, there's no one to really challenge him. He can go to RIZIN and do super-fights until he retires. He can get this boxing shit underway and contribute to the MMA striking vs. boxing debate. I'd love it if Jon Jones loses/vacates/gets stripped of the title, and Francis is still out there somewhere tearing through people.
Also, it's Francis N'Gannou.
Francis is just genuinely fucking scary, without having two human off-switches for haands. He is absolutely huge and has the physique of a superhero, he's from the bad part of Africa and he literally bled, sweat, and cried to get to Western Civilization.
The man has talked about climbing over barb-wire fences, hiking through the desert, and having to trek through the forest eating out the garbage to get to America. With the life he's had, Francis could be 350 pounds, working at McDonald's and chainsmoking Marlboro's, and still be one of the scariest people on the planet. But he's a fucking professional fighter and an endurance athlete.
I can't think of any other heavyweight in the world that should fight him. And unless Francis falls off, if someone beats him, that'll be the next guy to watch.
Anyone with the Last Name Nurmagomedov
I can't rely on my strategy of relying on anyone from the country of Dagestan to deliver my stellar MMA. So my new strategy is to invest my time in the tried and tested Nurmagomedov camp.
But there's indeed a catch. With Khabib gone, it's entirely possible that his affiliates will suffer horribly. I don't want to see that. I don't want to see Umar show up drunk to a press conference and misses weight and lose. I don't want to see Usman gas out and forget how to strike. That will probably turn me into a jaded MMA fan. I saw Islam gas out and be incapable of submitting a smaller man. I can't help but wonder whether this is because Khabib is gone. It's 95% likely that it isn't but I don't know yet.
And that's my point about the difference between being an MMA fan and just casually paying attention to it. I wouldn't give a flying fuck about any of the Nurmagomedov's if I'd never seen Khabib absolutely maul everyone get fought.
Christian Lee
I don't know much about this motherfucker, but I do know he was the Lightweight One FC Champion, lost his belt, and then beat the FLYING FUCK out of the guy who took his belt in the rematch. It looked like he was fighting some amateur off of Streetbeefs or PFL. That's the kind of story I like to see in MMA. If Usman knocked Leon out in the second round in their rematch, I'd have loved it. If Valentina gets a rematch and knocks out whoever the hell just beat her, I'd love it. If my boy, Reinier De Ridder can come back and reclaim his heavyweight belt, I'd love it.
The point is that Christian Lee did some cool shit and he looked cool, so now I'm looking forward to seeing what happens next.
Though as an aside, I'm genuinely starting to wonder if ONE has some fight-throwing issues because every other card a top contender or a champion gets his ass absolutely whooped. Dudes on unrealistically long winning streaks will all of a sudden lose so badly it's like they've only fought in their cousin's backyard. The talent gaps can't be that damn large. Maybe ONE just likes booking mismatched fights. If Christian Lee falls off after this, I'm not watching anymore ONE FC until they sign Ciryl Gane in four years.








