To Sum Things Up...

Howdy.

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Yeah, I know it's been a while. 

Pull up a seat, I've got some stories for you.


So last I left I was still making sandwiches. Fuck all that. I found out I was spending more money  than I was making doing that gig, so I fucked off. (And I mean fucked off.) After I left that place I did a month at the zoo. That was a good time. I met cool people, got into stupid arguments, and listened to tons of dope ass music. Cam Newton visited once and ribbed me about dancing to Rick Springfield. That was a good day.

My perspectives are different. Being in an position of authority has somehow resulted in me having even less respect for authority. I empathize with customer service and fast food workers. I'm not nearly as nervous around girls as I was before. Which tends to happen, when you realize the cutest girls can be ... annoying.

"Why yes I am sexy, but the price is still three dollars, babe."

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I've drank, I've fought, I've cried, I've sang with strangers and friends alike. My mentor would be proud.

He's smiling down at me from heaven...

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So many changes, yet I'm still the same person. At least fundamentally. Strange ain't it?


Want to hear some more about it? I'll be back.

Eventually...