Sunday, June 2, 2024

UFC 302 Thoughts




First off, one of those judges thought he was 2 Chainz, last night.


"PULL UP TO THE FIGHTS, WITH MY EYES CLOSED!"


There's no way anyone in their right mind thought Paulo Costa won more than two rounds against Strickland. That guy must have thought the damage scoring criteria meant the more damage you take, the more points you get.

All jokes aside, this was a solid card with some bangers and some snoozefests.


Roman Kopylov vs. Cesar Almeida

It's 2024, and fighters are still making it to the UFC with only one discipline. We just saw another undefeated prospect, Robelis Despaigne, get held down for three rounds because he didn't know how to grapple. Almeida definitely could have finished the fight standing, but he couldn't even get back to his feet against Romanov, who was basically doing his best impression of a human blanket.

I know Almeida is old, but who's telling their fighters, "We know your grappling is worse than a high school freshman, but striking is all you need"? Some of these gyms aren't even letting guys mention competing in MMA until they get a few BJJ tournaments and Muay Thai fights in. How are these guys who look like they've never grappled in their lives making it into the UFC? Next time I see an undefeated prospect get held down so easily, I'm turning the fight off...


Randy Brown vs. Elizeu Zaleski dos Santos

Randy Brown is one tough cookie. (You have to be a special kind of tough to take off all your clothes and fight in a cage, but I digress.) That neck crank in the second round was tight as a drum. To escape that and end up on Dos Santos' back was some next-level wizardry. Can't wait to see Randy climb the ranks.

Alex Morono vs. Niko Price

I had only been watching since the Almeida fight, and this was the third fight in a row that went the distance. Midway through, I realized Niko Price was the guy Robbie Lawler beat in his retirement fight. That UFC 292 card was wild—six first-round finishes! That night was unforgettable. Then I fell asleep and woke up to find this fight was over.

Kevin Holland vs. Michal Oleksiejczuk

I've watched Kevin Holland fight more than anyone else in the UFC. If someone else is more active, they must be living in the Octagon because it feels like he fights every other month.

Kevin got cracked on the feet immediately, which makes me question his kung-fu base. He danced around until one of the most badass sequences of the night happened.

Oleksiejczuk floored Kevin with a right hook and dove in for the ground and pound. Kevin managed to wrap his legs around Oleksiejczuk's neck and arms, hyperextending his limb. Oleksiejczuk refused to tap, so Kevin broke his arm. Herb Dean had to shove his hand in Oleksiejczuk’s face to get him to stand up (hilarious), and Oleksiejczuk protested while his arm hung limp. Wow.

Paulo Costa vs. Sean Strickland 

Maybe it's just because I'm still a newbie to the sport, but Paulo Costa is motherfucking huge for middleweight. Sean looked like a scrawny kid standing in front of him. The fact that he ever makes it to 185 pounds is baffling, to me. 

This fight went exactly as predicted. Sean walked Costa down until he withered. I honestly thought Costa would get some hits in towards the end, and he did. He stepped on the gas and possibly won the fifth round. Possibly. But Sean Strickland, being chaos incarnate, dropped Costa with a head kick in the final fifteen seconds (which would have put most people out) and had him running away until the final bell.

Sean's style may not work against everyone, but when it does, the other fighter melts like butter in the sun. It's like watching a lion hunt. He successfully walked down the guy who walked down Yoel Romero (who could probably walk down an actual lion).

Editor's Note: Apparently one judge gave Costa four rounds. That's not even bad judging. It's just incorrect. What fight was that guy watching? Was he high?

But enough MMA math, on to the main event.

Islam Machachev vs. Dustin Poirier


I'm upset about this one. I wanted Poirier to knock him out. By the fifth round, he’d already rocked him, cut him open, and stuffed many of his takedowns. That's the best anyone has done against Islam in years. All Dustin had to do was make it to the final bell. But alas, the Dagestani youth steroid cycles are just too good. Islam channeled his inner Tony Ferguson and submitted Dustin with a D'Arce choke in the fifth round. If he’d reached the final bell, he arguably would have done the best anyone's done against the champion, even though he probably would have lost 5-0 (or 3-2, with the blind judging going on).

Editor's Note: Reporters confirmed that two judges had the fight 2-2 going into the fifth. Dustin definitely could've won the robbery of the year, had he made it out of the fifth round.

After the fight, Islam was talking about moving up to 170 and fighting for the belt. This is nonsense. He's only fought one lightweight contender and Volk, twice. Volk is not a lightweight. I can see Tsarukyan giving him a tough fight, and Gaethje could knock him out if the fight goes into the later rounds. He's old, and unlike Khabib, Islam looks vulnerable. He should fight all these contenders before moving up to another belt. What if he gets the welterweight belt and then pulls a McGregor, taking years off to do Sambo or something? It's frustrating because, as much as I don't like him, we all know Islam is that guy. His striking is solid, and his grappling and submissions are top-tier. He's a nightmare matchup for almost everyone, which he showed during his  rise. Why does he want to jump divisions?

Nonetheless, I'm looking forward to seeing what happens next.

The paragraph is discussing the new UFC championship gloves that feature blue and red tape on a yellow base, making them look like something out of a comic book. This design change was introduced to ensure the gloves haven't been tampered with, but the color scheme has drawn humorous comparisons to superhero attire.

Whatever the hell happens, I hope they get rid of these goofy-looking championship gloves. I understand the tape is necessary to show the gloves haven't been tampered with, but honestly, the blue and red on yellow makes it look like these dudes are about to join the Avengers. It's like they're fighting in half-naked superhero cosplay. Next thing you know, they'll be shooting webs and summoning lightning in the Octagon. Come on, UFC, let's leave the comic book fashion trends to Comic-Con.

Sunday, April 14, 2024

UFC 300 Delivered


Wow. Just wow. To get a highlight reel knockout of someone as tough as Justin Gaethje is spectacular. Gaethke never gets flatlined on the feet. He's the guy that will continue swinging for the hills, while stumbling all over the canvas, until the ref jumps in front of him. To get a knockout after deciding to slug it out during the last few seconds of the fight isn't uncommon but it's still badass. To flatline Justin Gaethje with one second left on the clock, after deciding to stand in the middle of the cage and slug it out, after you've already unquestionably 50-45'd him, is something so unfathomably badass, it sounds like fanfiction. Like Dana White said, it's like something out of a movie.



Jamahal Hill talked big shit for months about how he was going to KO the big Brazilian Boogeyman and beat him at his own game. Which he absolutely could've done. Alex can go to sleep if you hit him in the right place. And Jamahal has knockout power. But unfortunately, he didn't even make it out of the first round. I was rooting for him, because I always root against Pereira. Not because I don't like him. But because he always seems to be fighting guys I like more than him.

Sunday, December 31, 2023

The Book of Five Rings Summary


Well, this was a very enjoyable read. I'll admit that I've never read anything quite like this book in my life. Let's delve into it.

Who was Miyamoto Musashi?

Miyamoto Musashi is a complicated figure. He's widely regarded as one of the most vicious and successful warriors in history. He was a samurai, philosopher, teacher, artist and writer. As a samurai he won 61 duels. As a teacher he founded the discipline of Niten Ichi-ryū (The Way of Two Swords or more directly "The art of two Heavens as one"). After his life of dueling and teaching was over he retired to a cave and published his book on strategy, tactics and life called the Book of Five Rings. And on his deathbed he also penned Dokkōdō which was a list of 21 rules that Musashi believed samurai should follow. Musashi trained to be a swordsman from his childhood and roamed fuedal Japan dueling and killing until he got very good at it.  

Later in his life, Musashi was plagued with poor health, but he didn't want his way of life to die with him. So he started taking notes of the strategies he followed and the tactics he'd cultivated. This was first recorded as 31 Ways of Strategy and as the years passed Musashi retired to a cave and penned the Book of Five Rings, his final book on combat tactics and strategy. 


Musashi lived in a time of violence and lawlessness in Japan. Military warlords had seized control of the country and continued to fight, be assassinated and conquer other areas by force. During the bulk of Musashi's life Japan would have been in political and religious turmoil as the country shifted and changed rapidly. Musashi himself served in various military campaigns, likely in the service of shaping the country in the age of its new rulers. Rampant violence, impromptu rebellions, frequent wars and a newfound state-sponsored appreciation for arts and crafts were the backdrop of Musashi's life. It is a man who grew up and prospered during these times that published the Book of Five Rings. 

Now, despite being published in 1645, the book was not widely read or enjoyed by the world at large until the life and exploits of Musashi were serialized in a radio show in the 1950s. Musashi was essentially imortalized as a legendary and ruthless warrior from the past, and The Book of Five Rings became heralded as a sacred text. In modern times, Joe Rogan, Jiri Prochaschza, and a wealth of Japanese businesses have implemented the teachings from the book to excel in their lives and occupations.

The book is a comletely no-nonsense instruction manual and guide to Musashi's philosophy and practice of Niten Ichi-ryū. The book outlines specific strategies for combat with two swords, stances and mindsets, along with Musashi's general beliefs and opinions on how to succeed in war and martial arts. However, it must be emphasized that Musashi's strategy emphasizes being succesful at everything that you do, no matter what it is. He repeatedly says that he was perfect in practicing every aspect of his life, from painting, to building and to fighting and war. The way of strategy according to Musashi relies upon nine principles and is broken down in to five books (which the titular "rings" are a reference to). The nine principles that Musashis endorses in every day life are -

1. To not think dishonestly.

2.  To train and practice all the time.

3.  To become familiar with all differnt kinds of arts 

4. To become familiar with how to suceed in all different kinds of professions.

5. To be able to tell whether you're gaining or losing in everything you do.

6.  To be able to perceive things that cannot be seen.

7.  To develop intuition and sound reasoning. 

8. To pay attention even to small things.

9. To never do anything which has no purpose.

The text is divided into five books (or scrolls), which are the book of the ground, the book of water, the book of fire, the book of wind, and the book of the void. 

The Book of the Ground 

Now, the book of the ground (or the earth in some translations) emphasizes the small and inportant details of strategy that have to be understood and built upon to succeed. This book is called the book of the ground because it is essentially outlining the foundational ground of Musashi's strategy.

Most of this particular book talks specifically about how to hold your swords, why you hold your swords this way, and why you do not use different weapons other than swords. 

The Book of Water

It's imperative to always remember who Musashi was while reading this book. He was not an actor, or a LARPer and he didn't do what he did for sport. Miyamoto Musashi was the historical equivalent of a Chris Kyle or a real-life analogue to someone like Wolverine. It's easy to romanticize him from an abstract standpoint, but ultimately this man was a warrior. And the bigger idea, which gets repeated every other paragraph in this book, is that the one and only purpose of being a warrior is to end the life of other people who are simultaneously trying to end your life. If you do not keep this in your head while reading, you'll be very uncomfortable. The text is written in an instructional tone and Musashi tells you, the reader, exactly how to do what he's describing. If you're not comfortable with being graphically informed on how to cut someone down with a sword, then you should probably skip this book. 

Moving onward, the principal of the book of water is to be free-flowing and adaptable in your combat, taking the shape of each situation, like water. 

This part hammers home that if you're determined to become a warrior you have to read, reread, think about and practice everything in this section. If you are a warrior, you are a warrior. If you are not then you are not. Do not try to appear to be something that you are not.

This section gives you some pointers on how to stand, how to hold your sword, and how to view and think about combat situations (i.e. people that are bigger than you, being outnumbered, never brandishing weapons to scare people.)

The Book of Fire

This scroll gives you specific strategies to be used in combat. The scroll is named this way because in combat, your strategies have to be like fire, hot to the touch and destructive, but ultimately formless and able to grow. Most of this book is composed of very specific tactics and strategies to be used in large scale and one on one combat. I will outline a few of my favorites and then we'll move to the next scroll.

The Book of the Wind

This book is like a disstrack towards other sword combat schools or Musashi's time. Here Musashi talks about why other schools that use different kinds of styles (one sword, extra long swords, short swords) are inferior to his style. In general, he talks about how being flashy or relying on tactics that are for flair serve no purpose and will get you killed in combat. Think of strange martial arts schools that have extra flashy belts that require little effort to gain or movements that serve no purpose in combat. The overarching theme of this scroll is that there is only one way to kill someone with a sword. If you decide to dance before you do it, wear purple camouflage or use a huge sword, you still have to cut them down. So what is the point of adding a bunch of unnecessary steps to the process?

I say that it is a disstrack, but Musashi says that everyone has their style for a reason and trying to argue with someone about their style is bad. He says to have respect for the methods of others and to at least understand why they do what they do instead of being completely dismissive. But the emphasis is that his way is still the best way and the right way.

The Book of the Void

This is a short section that sort of sums up the underlying theme of the entire book. The void is a concept that you can think of as the subconscious or as nothingness. The void is the state where everything is but it also isn't. The big idea is that if you achieve mastery of something you'll be able to do it in any state, at any time, without thinking. And the goal of this book is to get you to master your practice until you can reach a state where you are proficient even in the void. The void is basically the state of flow where you'be achieved mastery to the point of not needing to consciously choose every act. It's kind of abstract in concept. The void is basically the place where every level of higher understanding meets and flows together. 

Key principles and lessons conveyed

Each scroll sort of has an overarching theme or lesson. The ground book is supposed to be the foundation of the art, teaching the basics. The water book outline tactics that can be used any and everywhere but have to be adapted and changed to each situation, just like water. The fire book teaches the nature of fighting and what it is and isn't and emphasizes that it is like a raging fire. The wind scroll emphasizes the less tangible parts of strategy that other schools and disciplined miss out on. And the book of the void emphasizes mastery of everything.

The big idea of the text as a whole, is that the only way to become perfect at one thing is to pursue every little aspect of it to perfection and to also learn about and appreciate other things and apply that knowledge to this. A thousand days for practice and a thousand days for application. The one quote that sums up this philosophy is "Fixation is the way to death, and fluidity is the way to everything." The only way to succeed at something is to always be open to learning more about and then applying what you've learned to the way you practice it.

Reflection on the Modern Impact and Popularity of the Book

Now look, I'm not some fucking weaboo, so I don't really know too much about the ins and outs of samurai culture. But to my limited understanding there's an emphasis on respect, honor and traditions. This book ain't about none of that and neither was Musashi. He was a ronin, or a samurai with no master. I'm assuming that entailed not giving a flying fuck about respect, honor, and traditions. There's a whole scroll in the book talking about why Musashi's way is better than many other traditional teachings. There's nothing honorable about tactics of "completely crushing your enemies spirit" or "killing wounded enemies." Some of the stuff Musashi teaches would be considered war crimes if directly applied in the modern day. This is a book on the strategy of using the most efficient ways possible to win in combat. It's really got fuck all to do with honor, or respect or traditions.

Now the one and only reason I started  and continued reading it despite being repulsed by its violent content was because through and through its a largely a book about strategical thinking.

The book is an exception guide on military and combat strategy, especially and specifically for sword combat. But the things outlined can be applied to strategy in many, many, many other areas like playing chess, running a business, or even dating.

But here's the thing. The startegies and the book itself are pretty black and white. This is because when you're a rogue samurai that fights to the death constantly, the consequence of failure is dying. Some things aren't as straightforward as cutting down an enemy. Also, it could very likely be the translation, but the book is sort of self-supporting. We do know that Musashi was the most successful swordsman of his time. But what we don't know is whether or not his strategies and tactics would've eventually failed as the world changed around him. He quit while he was ahead.

Some comparisons can be made between this book and Musashi's other text Dokkōdō. However it should be noted that Dokkōdō isn't really a book. It's a scroll that collects 21 precepts that he lived by, recorded by one of his students on his deathbed. It's a good companion piece to this book and it gives you a deeper glimpse into the mindset of the man that wrote this book. 

More broadly, you could compare this book to the arguably more well-known combat strategy text, The Art of War. However, the Art of War more encompasses the ideas and tactics behind being a good leader of soldiers and general whereas the Book of Five Rings is more or less about individual combat strategies and doesn't touch on leadership. Nonetheless the two books can go hand-in-hand and make good companion pieces to each other.

I'm sure if you've gotten this far into this review, you've probably seen Joe Rogan gushing about this book. (In fact, he even has a tattoo of Miyamoto Musashi). This book is inherently about the strategy of winning in combat so it can be applied to many and any situation where there has to be a victor. More obviously, there is a few very popular professional fighter who uses this book to guide his life. And there are a few Kendo schools that exclusively teach and practice Musashi's version of swordmaship for competition. Yours truly used the strategies in the book to get better at chess, conversation, and studying. You see, at its core this book espouses striving towards excellence in your craft whatever that is. And that's done by continuous learning and improvement and fearless adaptation. The general idea of the strategy can be applied to anything. Lay a good and solid foundation, learn the basics, practice and perform endlessly and always improve. That's the Way. One of the most well-known quotes from this book is "If you know the way broadly, you will see it in all things."

If you search for recommendations for books on startegy, or combat, or war, this book will probably be one of the first to pop up. Miyamoto Musashi is a beloved figure in Japanese culture and he's been immortalized in radio serials, animated movies and television shows. And this book is largely the reasoning behind him being so well-remembered. 

The line "fixation is the way to death" had a profound impact on me. If you don't make a concerted effort to continue practicing and learning and changing then you will eventually begin to fail and fall behind in your discipline. Not every situation calls for the exact same actions. There are also many points in the book where Musashi emphasizes to think only of the purpose of actions and to use things for their intended purposes. This was something that I had to contemplate deeply in my own life. It helped me to always remember to think about the point of what I was doing before, during and after my actions.

There are a lot of us who like to play strategy games, and those of us that like to smack each other around inside of steel cages. There are also some of us out here legitimately wearing armor and swordfighting in warehouses. To each his own. This book is useful for anyone doing things like that. And to anyone on a "manly war book" trip maybe spurred on by Robert Greene, or your local Men's book club this is the manly war book. It's shorter and more to the point than the Art of War which makes it bit more easily consumable.

Also, though I despise them, there's a lot of weirdos out there that fetishize everything that has to do with Japanese culture. They calm themselves "weeaboos", and the rest of us call them "weird and off-putting."

Final Thoughts 

I'm not going to be a jackass, and say everyone should read this book. In fact, if you don't like violence, don't read this book. The whole subject matter if this book is violence. But people practicing martial arts, sports, or even people in fields like sales or information security could benefit from the strategic mindset this book espouses.

Maybe before reading this book, I'd recommend reading Dokkōdō and also the introduction section of Lawrence Kane and Kris Wilder's long-form analysis of that text. Reading the whole book isn't necessary, but Lawrence and Kris wholly and fully explain the history and background of Musashi as a real historical figure, as a romanticized caricature and as someone who very matter-of-factly ended a lot of people's lives. Understanding who wrote the book and when, and why, can make the text a lot easier to digest and appreciate. Also, it's very easy to forget that "nomadic samurai who won 61 duels" is the same thing as "guy who killed 61 people." It's not uncommon to put this book down on something profound and esoteric and to pick it back up to something unforgivingly violent.

This book provides some definitive viewpoints on strategy and how to win and achieve perfection in many things. But I found that there are many things that do not have winners or losers and in that case the strategies of the book have to be adapted.

Most of the complaints I've read about the book are about not being able to apply it to anything practical. To which I respond with that Bruce Lee quote "Absorb what is useful, discard what is useless and add what is specifically your own." 

This does contradict the book in itself, as Musashi says that his way is the only way and not following it will lead to death. But you have to take into account that Musashi was frequently in life or death situations, so sticking to what worked was especially crucial for him. For those of us that aren't roaming the feudal Japanese countryside getting into sword duels, mistakes are an essential part of the learning process. I'd also like to point out that Musashi says that refusing to compromise is the way to death, and being adaptable is the way to everything. So take of that what you will. He knew that doing the same thing over and over without compromise or adjustments would get him killed. The main emphasis here is that when you stop trying to improve and change and refine things in your discipline, failure comes along as a result.


Tuesday, October 31, 2023

My Thoughts on Rich Dad, Poor Dad


So I've finally finished Robert Kiyasoki's timeless financial book, Rich Dad, Poor Dad, and it was an amazing read.

The book's main idea is that rich people do certain things and poor and middle-class people do other things. And these things lead poor and middle-class people to be stuck in something called "the rat race." The rat race, according to this book, is unhappily living from paycheck to paycheck and never putting any or enough money away towards savings or retirement. The book makes references to becoming rich and wealthy but Kiyosaki says that being rich and wealthy is simply being able to live comfortably no matter how much you make.

Kiyosaki really hammers home that the only way out of the rat race is to learn more about how to manage your finances. He refers to this principle as financial literacy or financial intelligence. The book in essence a summary of the advice that Robert received from his best friend's business-owning father, the titular Rich Dad, and it juxtaposes that wisdom with the advice he received from his own father, the titular Poor Dad.

Main Ideas


So there are some recurring themes and key concepts that Robert espouses throughout the book. The biggest one is the importance of financial education. The book heavily touts the importance of learning to understand accounting, how to read your income and expenses, knowing how to sell yourself, and figuring out how and when to spend your money. In fact, Robert goes so far as to say the one skill that's keeping a lot of very talented people from escaping the rat race is financial intelligence.

Another key concept is the difference between an asset and a liability. Robert distills the definition of these two things down to assets being things that put money into your pocket and liabilities being things that take money out of your pocket. 

Rich has a very different definition in this book. Rich means generating enough passive income (or income from your assets) to cover all of your expenses. The way to being "rich" is to gather passive income and to keep reinvesting that income into assets that generate it until you can live off it. In fact, Kiyosaki provides some visual aids to illustrate how poor people middle-class people and rich people manage their money.

Robert also talks about the cash flow of the different kinds of earners. These earners are the employee, the self-employed, the business owner, and the investor. In this book, Robert says the only way to get rich is to be a business owner or an investor since people who are self-employed or employees are reliant upon getting their income from actions that others take.

Key Takeaways


There are some things to be taken away from this book. The biggest one for me is to embrace financial education and dedicate yourself to learning about managing money. This entails learning all that you can about how to balance your bank account and coming to understand what you do with your money after you get it. This a book that espouses that knowledge is the greatest form of power and that more you learn the more you can understand. There's a point in the book where Robert says that rich dad told him that what he doesn't know loses him money, and what he does know gains him money. So if he doesn't know something then it shouldn't have any impact on his money.

As mentioned a little bit earlier, Robert really emphasized that the way to becoming wealthy is through acquiring assets that generate passive income. His strategy is to use income from your job to build up the number of assets you have and then to take the surplus money from these assets and then reinvest them into more assets and so on until you can live off your passive income.

We don't have to discuss the realism of the viability of such a financial strategy, but it is indeed simplistic and logically sound.

Robert's Anecdotes


Of course, these lessons don't get imparted just through long bullet-pointed lists and diatribes. There are a number of anecdotes and tales throughout the book that serve to hammer the main concepts home.

Firstly, Robert tells the tale of how he and his friend Mike begged Mike's father to teach them how to be rich like him. And Mike's father's response was to make them work for him at his business for free. This went on for weeks until they both finally got fed up and demanded an explanation. He claimed he wanted to teach them the lesson that if they never spoke up and demanded more out of life, then they'd never get rich. 

Robert also talks about the richest men in the world in the 1920s  (Charles Schwab, Albert Fall, Samuel Insull, Howard Hopson, Ivar Kreuger, Leon Fraser, Richard Whitney, Arthur Cotton Moore, and Jesse Livermore ) and how they had meetings in the mid-twenties. In just a decade, each of them would either go to prison, commit suicide, go insane, or lose all of their money due to the Great Depression. He talks about this to teach the emphasis on being adaptable under different circumstances, environments, and economies. If the richest men in the world were left broken, insane, and penniless by a sudden uprooting of the economy, then it would serve everyone to be able to prepare for and adapt to all kinds of circumstances in this rapidly changing world. 

Another standout tale was the time Robert interviewed Zig Ziglar (who curiously became a notorious financial guru" and motivational speaker) back when he worked for a newspaper. Ziglar wanted to know how he could be a successful author like him. Robert told him that he was a "best-selling" author and not a "best-writing" author and that he needed to learn how to market himself. Ziglar felt like he was belittling him and stormed out of the interview.

However, SOMETHING tells me the book isn't exactly giving all the full details of that story...

Another standout tale is how Robert titled his first book "If You Want to Be Rich and Happy, Then Don't Go To School" because he knew he would get media coverage off the controversial title. His family and friends begged him not to name the book this, but Robert claimed that the inflammatory title would help it sell. And it did.

Robert Kiyosaki: Clickbaiting before it was cool...

In Rich Dad, Poor Dad, Robert Kiyosaki outlines his strategy for becoming rich and wealthy using the timeless ideas and information that he got from his childhood mentor. He emphasizes the importance of learning all that you can, investing in financial education, never succumbing to fear, and building up your asset column with passive income. 

But this post is called "My Thoughts on Rich Dad, Poor Dad." This was some of the best financial advise I've ever been given. It eerily coincides with damn near all of the advice that I've been given by my own father. And I know for certain that he hasn't read this book. 

I love that the book emphasizes to always give before anything else and to distinguish between emotional and logical thinking. 

 

Sunday, September 10, 2023

UFC 293: Sean Strickland Outstyled Stylebender

That was fucking beautiful. If you've ever questioned whether styles make fights, then look at this. We all counted Sean out this week, but one thing we at least knew was that with his 20 years of experience, we were going to see some insanely technical shit. And we did. This kind of fight puts the "art" in mixed martial arts. 



I never enjoyed watching Strickland fight. He's very technical. Even more so than Izzy. We dubbed him Sean "Sparring on Fight Night" Strickland before the Imamov card, because he'd talk such a big game in the press conference but fought so calmly and precisely. But it would make sense that someone who's been in the sport since they were 19 would be that way. Experience is the greatest teacher, and fighting technically is the smartest approach. 

At the end of the day, styles make fights, and Sean had the perfect style to counter Izzy's. Volume counterpunching won't work if your counters can't land, and your opponent is doing damage every single time he hits you.  Nonstop fainting and creative kicking aren't going to work if your opponent is constantly pressuring you and making you move backward. A bunch of leg kicks aren't going to work if your opponent is standing straight up and is checking all of them. Sean has crazy defense, heavy hands and always moves forward. Izzy tries to overload you with feints and make you chase him into getting knocked out, and if he can't do that he point fights. One thing that's always been consistent is that Sean makes you stand and swing with him no matter who you are. This isn't going to work against everyone but it definitely worked against Adesanya. The motherfucker outstyled Stylebender.



This is the difference between 20 years of MMA experience vs. 20 years of kickboxing experience. MMA isn't kickboxing. Like we've seen with Anthony Pettis and Edson Barboza, and more recently Rafael Fiziev and Yair Rodriguez, all of your volume striking and flashy kicking don't mean dick if your opponent can make you miss and hits harder than you. Relentless forward pressure combined with smart defense and strong offense will always nullify someone who point fights. Or maybe we're finally starting to see kickboxing and Muay Thai go the way of karate and TKD in the highest level of the sport. 

What's next? Does Izzy fight Dricus in a title contender fight? Does he immediately fight Robert Whittaker? Does DDP skip over Izzy and get the shot?

Either way, Stylebender got his style bent. 

Bigass digression, but I absolutely hate it when people walk out with another country's fight kit on (I was really bothered when Terence McKinney fought a Brazilian in Brazil with Brazilian trunks on and got beat so bad his mouthpiece flew out twice.) I think it's unpatriotic and is a rampant expression of unchecked self-loathing. This "proud Nigerian" fought in his adopted home country of New Zealand with a Chinese fight kit on and got the piss beat out of him. He just disrespected three different countries at once. 

Have some pride in your hometown. It's one of the many things about yourself (like race and hair color) that you simply can't choose...

Saturday, July 8, 2023

UFC 290 Predictions - Updated with Post-Fight Thoughts

Let's hop right into my predictions for the main card.

Dan Hooker vs Jalin Turner

Full disclosure, I've only ever seen Jalin Turner lose a decision against Mateusz Gamrot. But I have indeed seen Dan Hooker get his ass beat multiple times (AND I've seen him beat ass as well). Dan Hooker has the experience edge. I'm leaning towards Dan by stoppage or Unanimous decision.

Post-Fight reflection: Yeah, I was on the money with this one. Turner is a former champion and is definitely a damn good lightweight, but Dan Hooker isn't just any other lightweight. 


Alexandre Pantoja vs Brandon Moreno

That flyweight belt isn't real since Henry Cejudo vacated it. Further, this division has some of the fastest paced, yet boring and inconsequential fights. And that's coming from someone who fell in love with Mma off watching Demetrius Johnson tear through ONE FC.

I don't care but I hope Pantoja wins. We all know he won't.

Post-Fight reflection: Well, I guess I was wrong. I really dislike the UFC's flyweight division and the fact that only four dudes have ran through everyone else at that weight, with two of them leaving the division in their primes. Flyweight fights are always fast as hell on the feet and chaotic on the ground. There just doesn't seem to be enough people in the UFC's flyweight division for that to shine. No one with that 125 belt is the real champion until Demetrius Johnson retires and Cejudo drops back down and loses. 

Yair Rodriguez vs. Alexander Volkanowski
 
Yair is another one of those motherfuckers that fights like an Octopus. Volk is a short wrestler who has to close the distance to hit someone. He's not an unsolvable puzzle. And Yair throws strikes I've never seen before. He knocked out Zombie with a fucking weird ass upwards elbow. 


I can definitely see him head kicking Volk as he shoots for a takedown or tries to run out of range. 

However, Volk is heavy. And when I was watching tape I saw Frankie Edgar beat the flying goddamn fuck out of Yair by laying on him and hitting him. 

I'm leaning towards either a second round KO for Yair or a five-round beating that leads to a unanimous decision for Volk. 

Whatever happens, I won't watch another featherweight fight until Topuria gets a title shot.

Post-Fight reflection: I don't know. Volk is a tiny grappler who has to come down the center line to close the distance. A well-placed headkick or uppercut down the middle should at least drop him. Yet, Yair kept throwing side headkicks and switch kicks and kicks everywhere but down the centerline. And Volk checked all of them. Now, I'm no high-level mixed martial artist or Mma coach but it sounded like Yair's corner were telling him to do the same thing. But I'm pretty sure the fight ending sequence was initiated by Volk catching a kick up the middle, so what do I know? 

Editors Note: It was a leg-kick not a high-kick. 

Robert Whittaker vs. Dricus Du Plessis 

Whittaker is indeed old. However, I haven't seen anything to lead me to believe that Dricus is some next level middleweight. And I've watched all of his fights since last year. Dricus is a former champion in a different promotion and he's been fighting professionally for a deceptively long time so I'll give him that edge. He's probably had a game plan for Whitaker for a very long time. 

But this is Robert Whittaker. Can Dricus execute? I doubt it. 

Split Decision for Dricus. 

Post-Fight reflection: I'm not surprised. I didn't think he'd TKO Robert in the second round, but I knew anyone saying Dricus would get finished immediately was dead-ass wrong. I definitely thought it would be a drawn out stand-up war and Dricus would win on points. I think a lot of people were discounting that Robert has been fighting for ten years, and never even defended his belt. Whereas Dricus has been fighting for the same amount of time and did defend his belt (albeit in another promotion). He never was going to get walked down or not put up a fight. He said post-fight that he had indeed been watching Whittaker for years, and that he had been training with karate practitioners during camp. 

What I'm saying is that I was 10,000% right to assume that Dricus already had a game plan for taking out Whittaker. And goddamit, he executed.

Now I can say that he is next-level. 

Monday, June 12, 2023

I Told Y'all That Charles Oliveria Was on Another Level

Let's be 10,000% honest with ourselves. We all knew that this fight was going to end this way. I feel really, really sorry for Beniel because he spent the last decade of his life climbing the ranks of a version of the lightweight division that doesn't exist anymore. It's even more upsetting that the dude was optimistic enough to say he's willing to fight for the belt at 38. That shit is probably not happening. He probably won't be able to compete for much longer. He's chinny and he's old, and he's reached the level of competition where those things definitely matter and they will definitely get you fucking knocked out. It happened to Tony Ferguson. Dana White Privilege unfortunately exists. 

And he was going up against the fucking Octopus from the Bronx. As cringe-worthy as it may souond, watching Charles use all eight points of contact (fists, elbows, knees, and feet) in his fights is what made my ass start pursuing Muay Thai. That motherfucker hits you with every part of his body that he can. Look at how he finished Beniel. He fucking kicked him in the side of his head and then dove in for the finish immediately. It was not fun to watch that happen to Beniel. Given, that's bound to happen to any human being that fights Charles Oliveira, but it's always fucking scary to see how quickly he finishes people. He lets his hands go and lets them go and lets them go until whoever he is fighting is absolutely bloodied or disorientated or both. Once he was on the canvas and Charles was on top of him, Beniel looked like a terrified deer in headlights trying to defend himself. And he was only on the ground for five seconds max.


Credit to Gorilla Pen Combat for this cage-side footage...

Charles is scarily good and still in my mind the baddest motherfucker on the planet. I don't care who he loses to. Beneil Dariush stood absolutely no chance and it honestly felt like this was a lopsided fight to quickly get him out of the title picture.