Hey, y'all.
I'm sitting out here listening to Brandy.
© Epic Records
I kinda wish I had some Brandy to loosen my nerves. But that sure as hell ain't happening no time soon. Or maybe it will. We'll see. I may just be singing 'You're a fine girl!' if I see a bottle. Right as I kiss the rim.
"What a fine wife you would be!"
But enough about my hypothetical future alcoholism.
I've never talked about this but I always spit over my shoulder when I'm sitting up here. And sometimes I just barely miss my clothes. Well, this morning I finally spit right onto my fucking jacket. And it wasn't a couple spittles, I got the whole fucking loogie on my shoulder. I couldn't do anything but laugh and say 'Well, it's about fucking time this happened. You dance in traffic, you'll eventually get grazed.'
So that was a fucking highlight this morning.
I wrote a song too. I thought it was going to be about how I feel like I should be living it up because I could die any day. But it really turned into the "Ballad of Fuck You, Dad".
I've never talked about this but I always spit over my shoulder when I'm sitting up here. And sometimes I just barely miss my clothes. Well, this morning I finally spit right onto my fucking jacket. And it wasn't a couple spittles, I got the whole fucking loogie on my shoulder. I couldn't do anything but laugh and say 'Well, it's about fucking time this happened. You dance in traffic, you'll eventually get grazed.'
So that was a fucking highlight this morning.
I wrote a song too. I thought it was going to be about how I feel like I should be living it up because I could die any day. But it really turned into the "Ballad of Fuck You, Dad".
Reading back over it felt a bit like this.
© Dreamworks
© Dreamworks
Speaking of ballads, YouTube just auto-played Holy Diver. Good! I feel like this is the perfect song for the credits of any movie no matter the genre or the rating. I guarantee we'd have been less torn up about Leo dying in Titanic if we had Dio to headbang to after the screen went black.
Honestly, Dio is the whole reason I have the beautiful singing voice I have.
When I picked up Holy Diver and heard him tearing up those notes on 'Caught in the Middle," I decided that I had to learn how to carry a tune, too. But after a while I started focusing on death growling instead. I have no clue which is easier to learn. But I'm definitely better at the latter...
© Joseph Smith
"What the fuck? Did Luke just - Mmhm! Yeah, yeah!"
Honestly, Dio is the whole reason I have the beautiful singing voice I have.
When I picked up Holy Diver and heard him tearing up those notes on 'Caught in the Middle," I decided that I had to learn how to carry a tune, too. But after a while I started focusing on death growling instead. I have no clue which is easier to learn. But I'm definitely better at the latter...
From my debut LP
So I have to thank Lord Dio for that.
And Dio looks down from the throne of Heaven to bless me for my devotion.
© Red Hour
I feel like I can go on 50 different tangents and not get anywhere so I'm going to end this shit right here.
Peace out and rock on.
Peace out and rock on.
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