No, I'm Not Dead and I Haven't Forgotten About This Blog

Oh.

It's been a while.

I couldn't resist the temptation.

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A week and two days to be exact.

But don't worry I can explain. Actually, no I can’t. I've been busy. Sometime in between attending classes, doing shit with my organization, and socializing, the blog got put on the backburner.

And now it's flamebroiled. 

Which at Burger King means "burnt so badly it caught on fire."

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And you wouldn't want my innocent cursor to get third-degree burns from touching that firey-ass "New Post" button would you? What kind of sick animal would do something like that?

Ask yourself, if it were your cursor would you want to 

put him through that? Think of the pixels, dammit!

All jokes aside, I honestly can't make any promises about having a consistent posting schedule.

But I've got two weeks worth of untold jokes, and hilarious escapades up my sleeve and I can most definitely guarantee one thing.

When I do post something it's going to be funny as hell.


Godspeed, habibis. I will return.

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