Stomach Pains and Natty Gains

Hey, what's going on?

This morning got off to a rough start. I had diarrhea at about 2 this morning. And if there's any situation you don't want to be in its having diarrhea at 2 in the morning. I just wanted to go to sleep but my stomach was like "You have violated the sanctity of these walls! We must immediately fire everything!" 

My butthole this morning...

The only good thing to come out of this is that I immediately passed out afterward. I slept for 4 hours straight. It was amazing. 10 out of 10 would get diarrhea at 2 in the morning again (If there is a God please don't actually make that happen.)

I switched up my morning ritual yesterday. It's nothing too drastic. I'm now doing 5 sit-ups after the 20 push-ups I already do when I first get up. It hurt really bad this morning. But no pain no gain.

I want to be done with this journal entry before 6 a.m. 

So peace the fuck out.