Happy New Year's Eve Eve.
And welcome to another exciting installment of -
Joe's Startlingly Amazing Journal Entries
(Otherwise known as black words on a white screen.)
This morning my incantations reached dangerous levels of energy. I surpassed William Shatner. I surpassed Nicolas Cage. Hell, I even surpassed Jim Carrey levels of energy this morning.
That's right.
This morning, I reached Ric Flair levels of energy.
Hard to explain how my house didn't explode
with sheer awesomeness this morning.
© World Wrestling Entertainment, Inc
So manifestation is dope as fuck. The Law of Attraction seems to be very real. (That or I just set very low and easily achievable goals.) For a skeptic like me to claim that, some real substantial evidence had to be presented.
You want me to believe a hippy walked on water, summoned zombies, and resurrected himself?
Just prove it, my dude!
© 1996 Tri-Star Pictures
Anyway, this journal entry has been at least 10 minutes in the making. So let me go ahead and end it right here.
Peace the fuck out.
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